Halo: Reach - Fails of the Weak Volume 24 (Funny H

Toys are not just for kids. In fact, many adults have a strong tendency to become "healthily" obsessed with toys--that is of course when they find the right one. My dad for instance loves his guitar. Grated, his guitar is very shiny, and has a nice large, sound-magnifying booster amp that it can be connected to. It even (in my opinion) has a fairly decent sound, but when my dad started referring to it as his second wife, I couldn't help but worry about the inevitable downfall of repressed musicians who have found their calling too late in life.

Then there are these Bluetooth phones that some adults (particularly of the male gender as far as I can tell----I'm thinking of three specific guys already) almost treat these objects, as some sort of power symbol, which if you haven't noticed children do with their toys as well. They keep them in their ears when they go to social events and even to the grocery store. In fact, it's at the grocery store that they manifest a little more bravoure and je ne sais quoi in the frozen foods aisle when they grab their Tostino's in front of the ladies (not that this Bluetooth toy obsession is limited to men). "Well, it is a phone you say--they have to have it around and the ear is a convenient place to keep it." "True," I admit...you are right, YOU are right, but nevertheless I think there is something about a BlueTooth that fits